Tuesday, November 2

Robot Editor's Shocking Lapse in Taste!

Why algorithms make poor editors:
Today is the big day! I'm giddy with anticipation, and am doing all I can to control my bowels from leaking their repulsive contents.

That's the lead election story on the automated Google News board at this hour, courtesy of the student newspaper at Ohio State University, the Daily Barometer. Colorful but uninformative, wouldn't you say?

Not that I am peeking, mind you: I am very attentive to my work today, serenely confident that the American electorate will do the wise thing. Oops, need some more antacids ...


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